Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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