then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Vodka?
Forever.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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