nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Damn victory sex feels great
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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