so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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