She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We had sex on a dog bed..
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
how drunk are you?
Several
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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