People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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