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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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