even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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