Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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