Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Enjoy the penises
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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