Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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