That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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