yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
North Korea, Best Korea!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
