one might say we're banned from that church
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
