I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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