Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
