I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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