remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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