that's an acceptable place to lick
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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