"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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