we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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