Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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