You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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