that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it was like having sex with a tree stump
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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