it was like his penis was on wheels.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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