You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
The air taste purple.
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