Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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