either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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