You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
