I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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