Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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