I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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