butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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