Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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