so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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