I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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