called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
