All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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