It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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