Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
