She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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