And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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