this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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