if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I touched a dick in church today
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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