just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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