omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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