i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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