pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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