I'm drive I can fine osifer
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
