no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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