Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My underwear smells like fireworks.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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