I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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